29 8 / 2014

29 8 / 2014

for carl

(Source: somejamoke, via fyteambringit)

29 8 / 2014

ocevns:

kinda want to eat healthy and exercise
kinda want to consume my body weight in ice cream

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

29 8 / 2014

  • 1: I should go shower now
  • (five minutes later)
  • (another five minutes later)
  • (yet another five minutes later)
  • (more five minute intervals)
  • 2: (goes into the bathroom)
  • 1: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

29 8 / 2014

unamusedsloth:

Life hack.

unamusedsloth:

Life hack.

(via epicfunny)

29 8 / 2014

the-literary-condition:

Gpoy for days

(Source: lolgifs.net)

29 8 / 2014

29 8 / 2014

dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

29 8 / 2014

29 8 / 2014

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)